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Why did Kathryn Johnston die and where is our Mayor?

At 4 a.m. Saturday morning, New York police shot and killed Sean Bell and wounded two of his friends. We know how many shots police fired (50). We know that the officers involved likely violated police policy, first by firing…

  • 2006-11-28
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The elections in Nicaragua

“Back in the 1980s, Daniel Ortega was depicted by the Reagan and Bush administrations as a threat to freedom in the United States. On the American boogeyman scale, he was somewhere between Hugo Chavez and Saddam Hussein.” Read the rest…

  • 2006-11-15
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Creative Loafing Cover Story: Atlanta’s 11 Least Influential People

I wrote this week’s cover story in Creative Loafing. It’s called “Atlanta’s 11 Least Influential People.” Among the those profiled, a man who got fined after someone else broke his septic line, Atlanta residents who have tried for three years…

  • 2006-11-09
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Campaign Ad Translated: Yo’ mama!

Behold, State Supreme Court Carol Hunstein’s spectacularly mean ad attacking her opponent, Mike Wiggins. If you can’t see the image above, click here. I know I shouldn’t laugh, but I can’t help it.

  • 2006-10-26
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Will the winner(s) please e-mail me

Will Bobafred and Tony please e-mail me so I can send them their reward money. You’ve both won.

  • 2006-10-25
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City Living

I pulled into my driveway about 10 minutes ago (11:45 P.M.). As I turned in, I saw a man walking in my direction on the street. He was walking two racing bicycles next to him — one on each side.…

  • 2006-10-19
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UPDATE: And you thought Microsoft was virus-prone

UPDATE: The following is from a Reuters story that appeared today: Apple says shipped iPods carrying computer virusWed Oct 18, 2006 9:26am ET NEW YORK (Reuters) – Some of Apple Computer Inc.’s iPod digital music players shipped in the past…

  • 2006-10-18
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Please help: Back-handed compliment songs

I’m attempting to compile a list of songs with lyrics that pay back-handed compliments to a love interest. To qualify for the list, the song must have a lyric that’s seemingly intended as a compliment, but would likely be received…

  • 2006-10-17
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Campaign ads translated: Rep. Don Sherwood (R-Pa.)

If you can’t see the ad above, try clicking here. Translation: Yes, I cheated on my wife. But no, I did not try to strangle my mistress while I was giving her a massage. President Bush plans to campaign for…

  • 2006-10-16
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Apparently, I’m a fashion expert

The following press release arrived in my inbox this afternoon. The especially amusing sentence is highlighted: Subject: Fashion ShowDate: October 13, 2006 2:36:11 PM EDTFrom: deonteunique@____.com Southern Entertainment and Blaq Pearl Entertainment are currently seeking judges for their pre-party designer…

  • 2006-10-13
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