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Politest military coup ever?

“We ask for the cooperation of the public and ask your pardon for the inconvenience.” -From an announcement by the Thai military, which today overthrew Thailand’s elected government. For some basic information about the events that preceded the coup, try…

  • 2006-09-19
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This morning in McDonald’s — Slidell, Louisiana

Me: I’d like an egg and cheese McMuffin, please.Cashier: Ummm, uh (looks at buttons on cash register) egg and cheese?Me: Yes, please.Cashier: (silently looks at cash register)Me: How about a Sausage McMuffin with no sausage?Cashier: Okay (rings me up).

  • 2006-09-17
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Macacans For Allen

Just because he called a native Virginian with brown skin a monkey and has an enduring obsession with displaying the Confederate flag, doesn’t mean that Sen. George Allen (R-Virginia) is a racist. On the contrary, Allen so loves all people…

  • 2006-09-13
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Fear and Patriotism: Two great tastes that go great together

The photo below is of pages 14 and 15 of today’s New York Times. The ad on the left is for a Ted Koppel-hosted program on Discovery. The ad on the right is for the ABC mockudrama about the lead-up…

  • 2006-09-10
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Thomas Friedman is a far leftist?

From a USA Today “opinion” piece by Marvin Kalb about Katie Couric’s first week at CBS News: “Her interviews with New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman and talk show host Rush Limbaugh catered to the far left and far right,…

  • 2006-09-09
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Depressingest quotation of the day

“The fighting is extraordinarily intense. The intensity and ferocity of the fighting is far greater than in Iraq on a daily basis,” Brig. Ed Butler, the commander of British Forces in Afghanistan, told British ITV news. The quotation is from…

  • 2006-09-08
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41 minutes and 42 seconds

41 minutes and 42 seconds. That’s how long I stayed on hold with the office of Fulton County Tax Commissioner Arthur Ferdinand’s office before hanging up the phone. In that time, I probably could have seceded and built my own…

  • 2006-09-08
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Judge Mental

Who: Me What: A Judge Where: The Queen of the Strut pageant at Mary’s in East Atlanta — part of the East Atlanta Village Strut When: Sat, Sept 9, 2006 Why: Because Carmen asked me to and she has a…

  • 2006-09-07
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Letter of the year: Rug wearing Muslim’s with AID’S

I received the following e-mail this morning from a reader of Columbia, South Carolina’s Free Times, which runs my Don’t Panic column. The font, color, italics and stray apostrophes are in the original:Pieces written by a pile of Dog Shit…

  • 2006-08-31
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Remember — The U.S. Army Destroyed New Orleans

As you read, listen and watch Hurricane Katrina anniversary coverage, you will hear several people imply or flat-out say that New Orleans was destroyed by a hurricane. It was not. The destruction of New Orleans was a man-made disaster. The…

  • 2006-08-28
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