Campaign ads translated: Rep. Don Sherwood (R-Pa.)

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Translation: Yes, I cheated on my wife. But no, I did not try to strangle my mistress while I was giving her a massage.

President Bush plans to campaign for Sherwood, and Senator George Allen (Racist-Va.) on Thursday.

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Give me your email address and I'll probably never send you anything. If only more content creators were so considerate.