“What’s next? Marrying an animal?” -Braves pitcher John Smoltz, criticizing proponents of gay marriage in 2004. “Braves star John Smoltz and his wife Dyan are getting a divorce, the pitcher’s agent said Friday.” –AJC.com So, what’s next, John? Marrying an…

Does anyone know why a U.S. Army Blackhawk helicopter was circling Decatur, Ga. this morning at around 10:30? Are the terrorists brunching or something?

“With the secular progressives controlling the city, you have seen chaos everywhere. And it all comes back to the fact that their view of life is undisciplined – it’s do what you want when you want it. I believe San…

A Time Warner employee has threatened to blow up Earth with an explosive device he calls the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. When asked why, the employee would only say this.

Two people have been arrested in connection with the Aqua Teen Hunger Force ad campaign that Boston officials mistook for terrorism. Apparently, it’s a crime in Massachussetts to post jokey ads that paranoid police officials don’t understand. The most disturbing…

or something like that . . . Nine blinking electronic devices planted at bridges and other spots in Boston threw a scare into the city Wednesday in what turned out to be a marketing campaign for a late-night cable cartoon.…

“Where is the Muslim Martin Luther King? Where is the “Million Muslim March” under the banner: ‘No Shiites, No Sunnis: We are all children of the Prophet Muhammad.’” -The New York Times’ Thomas Friedman from the column “Martin Luther Al-King?“,…

In 2003, Iran signalled the Bush Administration that it was willing to negotiate an end to its arming of fundamentalist militant groups in Lebanon and Palestine, help stabilize post-invasion Iraq, and negotiate a verifiable end to its nuclear weapons program.…

Gov. Sonny Perdue suggests he’ll veto any bill that will allow Georgia shop owners and consumers to choose for themselves whether they want to buy alcohol on Sundays. Personally, I think it’s a great idea for the State of Georgia…

For Immediate ReleaseOffice of the Press SecretaryJanuary 2, 2007President Bush Attends Funeral Service for Gasper at the Georgia Aquarium Georgia AquariumAtlanta, Ga. 11:20 A.M. EST THE PRESIDENT: Mr. Marcus, the Marcus family; distinguished sea creatures, including our still living beluga…