It turns out that Tom Ridge was a shill for Big Duct Tape after all.

Except, of course, when it negotiates with terrorists.

His record “Release Me” kept the greatest single of all-time (the pairing of “Strawberry Fields Forever” b/w “Penny Lane”) from reaching the top of the British singles charts. He had sideburns before Elvis. I have several of his deliciously bad,…

My latest Don’t Panic was just published on Creative Loafing’s web site. It’s about Syria’s occupation of Lebanon. The artwork above has something to do with Syrian President Bashir al-Assad being an ophthalmologist. I don’t really know what though.

I read an article this morning that listed Adolf Hitler as a past Nobel Peace Prize nominee. I didn’t believe it at first, so I looked it up. It’s absolutely true. The man who invented WWII was nominated for the…