It seems that true love can wait at least seven years.

Christi and I just bought them the $30 towels.

It turns out that the structural failure at Paris’s DeGaulle airport last year was the result of, well, “design and structural faults.”

I sure didn’t see that one coming.

Dionne Warwick is a goddess to me. (read more)

I went skeet and trap shooting yesterday and all I got was this lousy bruise.

Except it didn’t really show up well in the photo, so I darkened it in Photoshop. Now that I think about it, that’s kind of pathetic.

. . . it might look like this.

I snapped this one from my car last Wednesday. I was lucky enough to have a camera sitting on the passenger seat.

Strange but true — two days later, at the exact same spot, I was behind a car with the personalized Georgia license plate CUM4ME. The driver turned off the road before I could take a picture.

Stranger, but just as true — Cumming is one of Atlanta’s northern suburban outposts. One of its largest employers is the German conglomerate Siemens.

From February 10’s L.A. Times:

“For the Record
— An editorial Saturday about children’s literature and cartoons erroneously stated that James Dobson of Focus on the Family declared that SpongeBob SquarePants is a homosexual sponge. Instead, in a speech last month, Dobson criticized as pro-homosexual a tolerance video featuring SpongeBob, Big Bird and others.”

Andy2000.org has been thoroughly renovated.

The page that you’re reading now, right now, at this very moment, was put together using Blogger.com. I switched over from my previous system to make keeping up with the page easier.

In addition to being easier for me to use, the page now has more features for readers. You can now leave comments about anything I write.

Finally, I’ve added an RSS feed to this page for those of you who surf the Web via news reader software.

If you wanna see the old page, it’s here.