• We’re still friends though, right?

    Today Reuters is confirming year-old reports that the biggest proliferator of nuclear weapons technology to the worst enemies of the U.S. is our so-called ally Pakistan.

    Here’s a snippet:

    Pakistan: Disgraced Scientist Gave Iran Centrifuges
    By Zeeshan Haider

    ISLAMABAD (Reuters) – Abdul Qadeer Khan, the disgraced Pakistani scientist at the center of a nuclear black market, gave Iran (news – web sites) centrifuges, the Pakistani government said on Thursday (read more).
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    I recall “President” Bush saying over and over again that the most important national security challenge of the post 9/11-era is keeping the world’s most dangerous weapons out of the hands of the world’s most dangerous regimes. If that’s the standard, this administration has failed miserably. Democracy in Iraq is a truly wonderful thing, but by getting involved there, we’ve committed the bulk of the U.S. military to the wrong problem. We deemed Iraq the easiest country to “take care of,” so we did. It’s as if the Iraq war is a large scale theatrical production of this stupid old joke:

    A woman sees a man searching the sidewalk underneath a streetlamp.
    “What are you looking for,” she asks.
    “I’m looking for my wallet,” he says, and gesturing towards the adjacent dark alley.
    “Where exactly did you lose the keys?”
    “Over there in the alley.”
    “Why are you looking over here?”
    “The light’s better.”
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    For a little background on this story, check out this story I wrote about a year ago.

  • Multiculturalism

    It’s so nice to see South Carolina’s retailers reaching out to Spanish-speaking consumers.

  • WTF? Seriously, WTF?

    I snapped this one yesterday in Kennesaw, GA.

    I mean it — WTF?!?!

  • I hope my two don’t feel this way.

    Area Dog Will Never Live Up To Dog On Purina Bag

    KANSAS CITY, MO — Although those close to Buster characterize him as a good boy, the area collie-rottweiler mix reported Monday that he will never live up to the standard set by the show-quality golden retriever on the Purina Dog Chow bag. (Read more)

  • Take that, Vivienne Westwood!

    I confess, I haven’t seen Million Dollar Baby or Mystic River.

    I’m into what the rappers might call Old Skool Eastwood. I love me some Dirty Harry and some Spaghetti Westerns. If banished to that weird desert island everyone talks about (you know, the one with electricity and a home entertainment system, but room for only 10 discs), one of the discs I’d take would be For A Few Dollars More with me. (Read more at MonkeySars.net)

  • Whaddya know

    It turns out that Tom Ridge was a shill for Big Duct Tape after all.

  • People often go for “Hump” or even “Humpmeister”

    His record “Release Me” kept the greatest single of all-time (the pairing of “Strawberry Fields Forever” b/w “Penny Lane”) from reaching the top of the British singles charts.

    He had sideburns before Elvis.

    I have several of his deliciously bad, cheesy LPs (stolen from my Mom). I mine them for karaoke gold.

    His real name is Arnold George Dorsey, but you can call him Englebert Humperdinck or Hump or Humpmeister.

    It’s amazing what you can find when you’re skimming newspapers for news about Iraq.