I’m attempting to compile a list of songs with lyrics that pay back-handed compliments to a love interest. To qualify for the list, the song must have a lyric that’s seemingly intended as a compliment, but would likely be received…
If you can’t see the ad above, try clicking here. Translation: Yes, I cheated on my wife. But no, I did not try to strangle my mistress while I was giving her a massage. President Bush plans to campaign for…
The following press release arrived in my inbox this afternoon. The especially amusing sentence is highlighted: Subject: Fashion ShowDate: October 13, 2006 2:36:11 PM EDTFrom: deonteunique@____.com Southern Entertainment and Blaq Pearl Entertainment are currently seeking judges for their pre-party designer…
A quote: Attention, conspiracy theorists: The biggest conspiracy to steal votes already happened. It’s called redistricting, and it offers Republicans’ only real hope of holding onto the House this fall. Polls indicate that Democrats are preferred to Republican by a…
My column this week: Saturday, Oct. 7, was the fifth anniversary of the start of U.S. military operations in Afghanistan. Dubbed Operation Enduring Freedom, it was the first military campaign of President Bush’s War on Terror™. When he announced the…
Who is this woman? And why does she have my name? I hope her album’s good. If someone’s gonna ruin my to self-Googling experiences, I want it to be someone with talent.
“I’m confident that if this Senate race is decided on issues, ideas and my proven record of performance, you’ll allow me to continue serving you.” -Senator George “Macacawitz” Allen (R-Va.), in a campaign ad which aired in Virginia last week.…
“Hastert and Boehner need to get on the same page or Republican troubles will continue to mount.” From an editorial about the mishandling of the Rep. Mark Foley sex scandal in the October 9, 2006 issue of The Hill. But…
Apparently it’s very difficult to grip married moms and underage boys at the same time.
We’ll be deliberate, yet time is not on our side. I will not wait on events, while dangers gather. I will not stand by, as peril draws closer and closer. The United States of America will not permit the world’s…
