RIP: Oakhurst Cheeto?

(RIP = Restoration In Progress)

Shocking news from Oakhurst — a city crew is right now removing the Cheeto sculpture from Harmony Park. What’s going in its place? Something safer such as giant, spinning razor blades? Maybe a cauldron of molten iron?

I’ll always be grateful to the Cheeto. It taught me that my children’s bones are not as brittle as I feared.

UPDATE: It’s being removed for maintenance and will return soon.

Oakhurst Dog Walker’s Companion

Timothée Chalamet Nouraee

Andisheh and Timmy join you on your dog walk with thoughts about black birds, a weird ATM, the majesty of bare trees and a great spot for peeing. It’s the episode 1 of Oakhurst Dog Walker’s Companion. Don’t encourage me unless you want an episode 2.

Listen below, in Apple Podcasts, or subscribe in your favorite podcast app.

Here’s the short essay in the middle of the podcast, including the images of the river and trees.

Oakhurst in January and February 

Oakhurst is never oppressively gray. We have gray days. We have gray weeks. January sits in the middle of our wettest season, so we have more cloudy days than usual.

But Oakhurst is not Seattle, or northern England.

In January our fescue is still green. Trendy exterior paints of 2019 still pop. We still see the blue sky. And even though our days are short, the golden hour can be extra golden in January because the short days make the gold a little more precious.

Still, Januarys are as gray as our not-gray gets

The flowers are nearly all gone. I’m not seeing any azaleas or camellias this January. December’s once in a decade deep freeze seemed to shock them to into actual winter sleep this year.

Daffodil stems and leaves are already poking out, but we’ve got a couple more weeks before they bloom en masse. I saw a solitary daffodil flower early in the month. It looked rough. Poor kid arrived at the party too early.

Even though the colors that can make Oakhurst beautiful are taking PTO this month, gray is ok. There’s beauty in gray, and brown and black.

Our leaf canopy is gone so you can look up at the trees and admire their outline without the leaves in the way.

Point your phone and snap a photo. Make it black and white so you can concentrate on the shape.

A bare tree looking like a river.
A bare tree in Oakhurst.

If the sun isn’t behind you might get a silhouette akin to an intricate pencil drawing. It reminds me of an artist’s rendering of the human nervous system, the trunk is the spine and the most distant branches and twigs, the nerves in the toes and fingers.

Looking up at bare tree branches against the sky also reminds me of satellite images of dry river beds.

The similarity of the shape is uncanny. Maybe that’s because trees and rivers do the same thing. They move water. The difference is, they move them in the opposite direction.

A satellite image of a dry river bed
A satellite image of a dry river bed, that happens to be the artwork from one of my favorite albums.

Water on the ground flows downhill from the branches of rivers, the creeks and streams, to trunk of the river. In a tree, water flows up from trunk to branch to leaves, where it’s returned to the clouds as water vapor

It’s only in the satellite age that people like me can clearly see the symmetry between rivers and trees.`

I don’t know enough about religion to name one here, but I’d bet several nature-centric religions understood the symmetry without the benefit of satellites.

“Nature is a language. Can’t you read?” Morrissey said that. He wasn’t talking about trees though.