Author: andisheh

  • There’s a new picture of downtown Atlanta emerging—but who will it be for?

    For the January 2023 issue of Atlanta Magazine I spoke to the Darin Givens (@ATLUrbanist), Bem Joiner (Atlanta Influences Everything), Kelly Parry (Atlanta Downtown Neighborhood Association) and Rohit Malhotra (Center For Civic Innovation and the pending makeover of Downtown Atlanta and who the neighborhood should be for.

    A snippet:

    Why has the intown residential influx of the past two decades skipped the part of the city that actually has the physical infrastructure to support growth? Kelly Parry, a downtown resident who sits on the Atlanta Downtown Neighborhood Association board, thinks office tower owners’ interests have thwarted people-friendly improvements. She points to the city’s March 2022 decision to remove a pedestrian lane from Peachtree Street in front of Peachtree Center, a fortress complex infamous for its hostile-to-streetlife elevated people-moving tubes. “If Tim Keane [Atlanta’s recently departed head of planning] can’t say Hey, y’all, let’s pedestrianize this one lane on a street that’s generally dead, then the problem isn’t that we don’t know how to do urbanism, or that there’s no appetite for it. It’s that we have powerful people and a culture actively preventing it,” Parry said.

    You can read the rest for the low low price of free on Atlanta Magazine’s web site, but you should subscribe to Atlanta Magazine.

  • ChatGPT might take my job . . .

    ChatGPT might take my job, but it doesn’t look like it’s going to my hobby anytime soon.

    Write funny Tweets in the style of Larry King about the TV show Good Times and reporter Bob Woodward.

"Good Times was one of the funniest shows of its time! J.J. always had me in stitches with his funky walk and fly outfits."
"Bob Woodward is one of the best reporters of all time! He uncovered some of the biggest stories of the Watergate scandal and always got to the bottom of the truth."
"Good Times and Bob Woodward - two of the greatest things to come out of the 1970s! #tbt"
"Good Times was always on my TV when I was growing up! I loved seeing the Evans family navigate through tough times with a smile."
"Bob Woodward is a legend in the journalism world! He's got the tenacity of a bulldog and the curiosity of a cat. #journalismgoals"
"I don't know what I'd do without Good Times and Bob Woodward! They always make me laugh and keep me informed. #goodtimesneverstop"
  • Oakhurst Dog Walker’s Companion

    Timothée Chalamet Nouraee

    Andisheh and Timmy join you on your dog walk with thoughts about black birds, a weird ATM, the majesty of bare trees and a great spot for peeing. It’s the episode 1 of Oakhurst Dog Walker’s Companion. Don’t encourage me unless you want an episode 2.

    Listen below, in Apple Podcasts, or subscribe in your favorite podcast app.

    Here’s the short essay in the middle of the podcast, including the images of the river and trees.

    Oakhurst in January and February 

    Oakhurst is never oppressively gray. We have gray days. We have gray weeks. January sits in the middle of our wettest season, so we have more cloudy days than usual.

    But Oakhurst is not Seattle, or northern England.

    In January our fescue is still green. Trendy exterior paints of 2019 still pop. We still see the blue sky. And even though our days are short, the golden hour can be extra golden in January because the short days make the gold a little more precious.

    Still, Januarys are as gray as our not-gray gets

    The flowers are nearly all gone. I’m not seeing any azaleas or camellias this January. December’s once in a decade deep freeze seemed to shock them to into actual winter sleep this year.

    Daffodil stems and leaves are already poking out, but we’ve got a couple more weeks before they bloom en masse. I saw a solitary daffodil flower early in the month. It looked rough. Poor kid arrived at the party too early.

    Even though the colors that can make Oakhurst beautiful are taking PTO this month, gray is ok. There’s beauty in gray, and brown and black.

    Our leaf canopy is gone so you can look up at the trees and admire their outline without the leaves in the way.

    Point your phone and snap a photo. Make it black and white so you can concentrate on the shape.

    A bare tree looking like a river.
    A bare tree in Oakhurst.

    If the sun isn’t behind you might get a silhouette akin to an intricate pencil drawing. It reminds me of an artist’s rendering of the human nervous system, the trunk is the spine and the most distant branches and twigs, the nerves in the toes and fingers.

    Looking up at bare tree branches against the sky also reminds me of satellite images of dry river beds.

    The similarity of the shape is uncanny. Maybe that’s because trees and rivers do the same thing. They move water. The difference is, they move them in the opposite direction.

    A satellite image of a dry river bed
    A satellite image of a dry river bed, that happens to be the artwork from one of my favorite albums.

    Water on the ground flows downhill from the branches of rivers, the creeks and streams, to trunk of the river. In a tree, water flows up from trunk to branch to leaves, where it’s returned to the clouds as water vapor

    It’s only in the satellite age that people like me can clearly see the symmetry between rivers and trees.`

    I don’t know enough about religion to name one here, but I’d bet several nature-centric religions understood the symmetry without the benefit of satellites.

    “Nature is a language. Can’t you read?” Morrissey said that. He wasn’t talking about trees though.

  • Nature is a great art director

    Driftwood on the river-side shore of Cumberland Island. 2018
  • When the cheese on the pizza is too hot

    But you’re really, really hungry.

  • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    (photo of me by Mack Nouraee)
  • Combination locks of love

    If you ever find yourself on a “locks of love” bridge, look closely. For every 99 pad locks whose key was presumably tossed in the river below to symbolize a bond that cannot be undone, there’s usually one combination lock.

    A combination lock of love might lack romantic ardor, but maybe not everyone wants ardor. Maybe some people find realism and practicality romantic.

    Or maybe they were on vacation and all they had was a luggage lock.

    Marko-Feingold-Steg, a “locks of love” bridge crossing the Salzach River in Salzburg, Austria.
  • How I’d Fix Atlanta

    An essay I wrote about Atlanta last year:

    How I’d Fix Atlanta: More Atlanta
    Andisheh Nouraee

    Twelve years ago, Atlanta Magazine asked me to write some pithy advice to then-incoming ATL Mayor Kasim Reed. If I’d known then what I know now, I could’ve offered suggestions such as “never tweet,” or perhaps “send regular ‘don’t do crimes’ reminders to everyone in your office.”

    Instead, I suggested Reed come out and say that the BeltLine would never be the transit project its inventor Ryan Gravel intended. Indeed, the one its civic boosters said it would be. That it was instead destined to be a great linear park, and nothing more.

    Twelve years later, the only mass transit on the BeltLine is people violating the “one rider at a time” rule on rental scooters. I was right. But I also think I missed the point entirely.

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