Headline Writing Is An Art
The following story arrives via andy2000.org’s Austin correspondent: I wonder if it’s the same person who wrote this headline. UPDATE: Yes, it’s a real shelter.
The following story arrives via andy2000.org’s Austin correspondent: I wonder if it’s the same person who wrote this headline. UPDATE: Yes, it’s a real shelter.
Raving Brands, the company brought us Moe’s and a variety of other shitty restaurants, has purchased Flying Biscuit.
The following letter comes to me from Dave Lopez, a “behavior coach” for the residents of a youth shelter at the YMCA in Sarasota, Florida. I believe that he is responding to this column. I particularly enjoy how I magically…
Jim McAuliffe of Lawrenceville thought he was being really clever when he came up with the idea of shipping bricks to Congress via UPS as a way of telling the bums in Washington that they should secure the border with…
“Conservatives are the people who pay the taxes. They’re not the people who get the pork.” -Newt Gingrich, quoted in today’s Pittsburgh Tribune-Review “The correlation between donor states and so-called blue states is fairly strong: 13 of the 19 states…
The rape trial of a South African politician is not an inherently interesting news story to me or probably you, but the trial of former South African Deputy President Jacob Zuma (acquited today) is chock full of oddness. Here are…
Scott Walker has a new album. It’s stunning. If you don’t know who Scott Walker is, I’m very sorry.
From today’s Salon.com interview with Peter Singer, author of “The Way We Eat”: In fact, there’s a University of Chicago study that shows that if you switch from driving an American car to driving a Prius, you’ll cut your carbon-dioxide…
The following is a real, honest-to-goodness, not-made-up press release. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEContact: Bob Griggs, 770-713-8070 CINCO DE MAYO BOYCOTT RALLY PLANNED FOR GWINNETT The ”Say ‘Yes’ to America” Rally for Gwinnett County, GA has been scheduled for this evening, May…